1 00:04:27,690 --> 00:04:29,350 Tom, you've been a great crowd. Here we go. 2 00:04:29,730 --> 00:04:33,590 Two guys are out golfing. They're about to putt. First guy lines his shot up, 3 00:04:33,630 --> 00:04:37,170 and just as he does, a funeral procession passes by the golf course. 4 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:40,190 guy takes his hat off, and he watches the entire procession go by. 5 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:43,650 He got us with him. He goes, my God, that's the most respectful thing I've 6 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:44,650 seen in my life. 7 00:04:44,730 --> 00:04:47,090 Guy goes, yep, we would have been married 25 years today. 8 00:04:49,370 --> 00:04:52,990 All right, everybody, last joke of the night. Here we go. Beat -up guy's 9 00:04:52,990 --> 00:04:56,250 down a Las Vegas strip. He walks up to a tourist and says, hey, man. 10 00:04:56,540 --> 00:04:57,780 I lost my credit cards. 11 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,320 My family and I are broke, and I'm just trying to get them some food and some 12 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,220 gas for the car to get them home. 13 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:04,580 Can you spare anything? 14 00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:09,260 Well, the man starts to give him $20, and he says, hey, you're not going to 15 00:05:09,260 --> 00:05:12,640 this to gamble, are you? The beat -up guy goes, hold on, I got gambling money. 16 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:16,120 All right, folks, that's it for me. Have a great night, and good luck at the 17 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,120 tables out there. 18 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:24,580 Ladies and gentlemen, one more of these litigants is killed tonight. 19 00:05:24,970 --> 00:05:27,370 I'd have been better if those two clowns hadn't heckled me earlier. 20 00:05:30,070 --> 00:05:31,070 Hey, 21 00:05:31,830 --> 00:05:32,830 you got a sec? 22 00:05:36,950 --> 00:05:38,390 Jets covered by two and a half? 23 00:05:38,650 --> 00:05:42,710 Lost by seven. Cardinals ate them up. Shit, that ruined a three -team parlay. 24 00:05:42,990 --> 00:05:43,990 How'd the Chargers do? 25 00:05:44,290 --> 00:05:46,490 Fouts threw two interceptions, lost by 14. 26 00:05:46,730 --> 00:05:48,130 That was my chase bet. 27 00:05:48,350 --> 00:05:51,450 Hey, get me in line on Monday night, and I'll get the money to clean this mess 28 00:05:51,450 --> 00:05:52,510 up. Buddy. 29 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:54,650 You're in everyone's pocket. How are you going to do that? 30 00:05:55,070 --> 00:05:56,070 I'll handle it. 31 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:59,970 I got stuff to run by you. Not now. Give me ten. 32 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:02,230 Love the wheelchair. 33 00:06:02,290 --> 00:06:03,229 Love the hat. 34 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:04,230 Oh, Pete. 35 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:05,650 Remember that game we were talking about? 36 00:06:05,970 --> 00:06:07,210 Yeah. I took the Cardinals. 37 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,450 They won by seven. 38 00:06:08,670 --> 00:06:11,050 Now Bobby and I can finally take that trip to Palm Springs. 39 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:14,610 Great. Send me a postcard. 40 00:06:14,890 --> 00:06:15,890 Sure thing, Pete. 41 00:06:17,470 --> 00:06:18,470 Everybody's winning. 42 00:06:54,350 --> 00:06:55,350 Leave me a message. 43 00:07:00,610 --> 00:07:04,510 Mr. Finnegan, this is Linda from Nevada Bell. This is our final call. 44 00:07:04,790 --> 00:07:10,450 You have until Monday, 5 p .m., to pay the outstanding balance of $325 before 45 00:07:10,450 --> 00:07:14,250 shut your phone off. Please return this call as soon as possible. You can reach 46 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:17,590 me at 702 -555 -2425. 47 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:18,950 What's your final call yesterday? 48 00:07:19,610 --> 00:07:23,390 Mr. Finnegan, this is John with the Las Vegas Federal Credit Union. 49 00:07:23,820 --> 00:07:28,280 Please call us back as soon as possible. You have until the 24th before your car 50 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,000 is repossessed and returned to the bank. 51 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:33,680 Please get hold of me here at Las Vegas Federal with any questions. 52 00:07:37,660 --> 00:07:39,180 Hey, Pete, you there? It's Jimmy. 53 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,420 Petey, you better pick up. 54 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:46,100 All right, call me when you get this. I may stop by the club later. You better 55 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:47,460 have something good for me. 56 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,300 Mr. Finnegan, it's our fourth and final call. 57 00:07:51,630 --> 00:07:53,650 As we know, your car insurance has lapsed again. 58 00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:56,870 We need proof of insurance. I can't make the car payment. What makes you think I 59 00:07:56,870 --> 00:07:57,870 can pay the insurance? 60 00:07:58,110 --> 00:08:01,070 Call at 1 -800 -555 -2500. 61 00:08:16,210 --> 00:08:17,710 Here's another five minutes. 62 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:41,280 What? What now? 63 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,920 You don't kill me, I'm just the messenger. 64 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,400 Jimmy's on the floor and he's not looking very happy. 65 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:49,900 Go get his money. 66 00:08:52,060 --> 00:08:53,060 Is that it? 67 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,740 Louie's been in and out a couple times. He asked about the show. 68 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:57,439 My show? 69 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:58,500 I didn't say anything. 70 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:00,300 Anything else? 71 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:01,800 Nah. 72 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:05,680 Except you know that Shireen broad, the one who's always looking for you? Well, 73 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:06,680 she's looking for you. 74 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:07,920 What are you bringing that up for? 75 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:09,380 You asked if there was anything else. 76 00:09:09,740 --> 00:09:12,180 She's Johnny B's wife. You know that. Yeah, I know that. 77 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,260 Okay, so there's nothing to talk about. 78 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:15,299 All right. 79 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:17,160 You know there's nothing going on there, right? 80 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:18,500 Yeah, okay. 81 00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:19,940 All right, go away. 82 00:09:21,860 --> 00:09:23,860 You know, you can be a real asshole sometimes. 83 00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:29,260 Oh, and by the way, I got a couple pails waiting for you. You're set for the 84 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:30,260 slot. 85 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:32,280 Nobody's in the room, so you have your pick of machines. 86 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:38,780 I'm going home now. 87 00:09:48,770 --> 00:09:49,770 Let's sing, son. 88 00:09:52,770 --> 00:09:54,190 What are you smiling at? 89 00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:09,610 Oh, hello, ladies. 90 00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:15,970 Be nice. Be nice to me right now. 91 00:11:16,430 --> 00:11:17,850 Be nice to you all. 92 00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:19,690 Howdy, girl. 93 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,310 One more time. One more time. 94 00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:26,150 Nice. 95 00:11:26,890 --> 00:11:28,790 Would you like a little more to eat? 96 00:11:29,010 --> 00:11:30,290 Huh? Still hungry? 97 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:37,480 You'll be five. You'll pay me 20. That's our deal, right? I think that's our 98 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:38,480 deal. 99 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,340 Five plus five. 100 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:43,620 Hey! 101 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:44,859 Very nice. 102 00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:47,420 All right. You're going to be nice? You're going to be nice? Are you going 103 00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:48,640 nice? I don't care. 104 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,560 Very nice. Very nice. 105 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,740 He loves you. I do. That's it. 106 00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:54,140 I do. 107 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:55,880 All right. 108 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:21,680 Come on now. 109 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,400 Love it. 110 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:30,800 Be good to me. Be good to me. That's amazing. 111 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,340 Be good to me. 112 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:44,340 Be good now. Be good. There you go. That's a little royalty. We love to 113 00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:48,240 We love paint cards. We sure do. Oh, come on. So close. 114 00:12:49,829 --> 00:12:52,150 I'm jacked off, huh? Sorry about that. 115 00:12:58,430 --> 00:12:59,490 Okay, sorry. 116 00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:01,670 Sorry. 117 00:13:02,410 --> 00:13:04,450 I knew you were going to do it. I knew you were going to do it. 118 00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:09,810 Come on. We've done together a long time. 119 00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:12,730 Honey man, it wiped out. 120 00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:24,530 Is it gone now? 121 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:47,240 Never heard a joke about a whale before. 122 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,160 Good one. 123 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:51,020 Luck will be good for you tonight. 124 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:52,520 How do you know? 125 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:59,130 The great... Spirit, what may be bad for some, good for others, dangerous for 126 00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:00,130 some. 127 00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:03,150 Thanks for taking care of me, Jackie. 128 00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:09,630 You know about the steak and eggs at the Golden Nugget? So good. 129 00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:12,930 Best meal for $2 .29 in town. 130 00:15:14,090 --> 00:15:16,130 Thank you for my steak and eggs. 131 00:15:16,990 --> 00:15:18,270 Enough for a good tip now. 132 00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:20,530 Sure. 133 00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:24,390 Bad luck for me here. 134 00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:26,990 Good luck for me eating steak and eggs. 135 00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:29,710 I'll be back later, well -joked man. 136 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,860 We need to reload. 137 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,740 You'll be good to me today. 138 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,520 Get the bad luck off of you guys. 139 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:15,080 Smoking an unlit cigarette and talking to a busted unicorn. 140 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:16,440 What genius. 141 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,920 Words out. 142 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,880 Hey, Jenny. You had him howling. 143 00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:29,260 I killed. 144 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,360 Oh, so humble. 145 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,240 Murdered. Slayed. 146 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,560 Decapitated. Oh, yeah. I heard. 147 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,240 Will you do me a favor? 148 00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:42,240 May I have a Virgin Mary, 40 bucks for the quarters, and please keep the 149 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:43,360 Yes, sir. 150 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,740 Hair decapitator. 151 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:48,500 Hey, how'd you pull off the whole non -smoking thing? 152 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:53,000 Don't ask. They don't get it. I asked them to try it as an experiment. Maybe 153 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,780 they'll stick because I need to quit. 154 00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:56,290 Yes, you do. 155 00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:56,970 Fuck 156 00:16:56,970 --> 00:17:04,990 me 157 00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:07,089 sideways. You're on this fucking machine again. 158 00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:08,650 The only part that gets the worm. 159 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:11,030 And sick fuck gamblers are always sick as fuck. 160 00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:13,670 You playing long? 161 00:17:13,930 --> 00:17:15,390 Until I start to lose. 162 00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:18,170 You got my money? 163 00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:20,089 I'm working on that. 164 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:29,280 Um, Pete, you want to know what they say about patience? 165 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,620 What's that, Jimmy? It fucking runs out. 166 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,740 I'd borrow some of that money. 167 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,980 You know that, right, Pete? 168 00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:42,340 And I like you. 169 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:49,100 But the guy's I .O.? I'll get the money. 170 00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:51,580 Hey. 171 00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:53,620 Heard you were funny tonight. 172 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,980 Every dog has his day. 173 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,880 I'll be back in an hour. I've got to go pick up some Testonis from a guy 174 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:00,880 upstairs. 175 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,680 Am I supposed to know what Testonis are? 176 00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:08,400 Sneaker -wearing motherfucker like you has got no idea what Testonis are. Why 177 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,480 not? Because they're 15 grand a pair, that's why. 178 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,280 Who the hell even wears those? 179 00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:14,600 A Chinaman I know. Every year calls me. 180 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:18,060 Wants me to pick them up, polish them, do a little heel work. I'm the only guy 181 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,060 in Vegas he trusts. 182 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,480 I think that he's financially secure. Yeah, right? 183 00:18:24,239 --> 00:18:27,780 Hey, you know that cocktail waitress, Jenny? 184 00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:31,020 Yeah, you mean the one with the kid Jasmine? 185 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,180 Yeah. So I took a run at her. 186 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,460 Bitch told me to stop bothering her. 187 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,380 When you win some, you lose some, Jenny. 188 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 189 00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:43,200 I hear her kid's in the emergency room like twice a month. She's got that bad 190 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,860 breathing type shit. She's got this oxygen thingy all the time. What, she 191 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:47,860 every cent on the kid? 192 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:51,780 Hey, what size? 193 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,400 13D. 194 00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:54,580 How'd you know? 195 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,480 Because I'm a professional, Pete. 196 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,020 And you need to get my money. 197 00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:08,660 Yeah. 198 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:23,060 Just sat down, ladies. But I hear the corner machine is bloated and ready to 199 00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:24,280 pop. Hear from who? 200 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:28,380 Well, let's just say he has enough keys on his key chain to open any machine in 201 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:29,380 the casino. 202 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:32,820 Technicians tell you that? Alice, why would a freaking tech want to rat out 203 00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:33,820 own place, huh? 204 00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,100 Suit yourself. 205 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,540 You planning to play here long? 206 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,900 Until I start losing. 207 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,820 We won $600 yesterday. 208 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,069 Alice, what? 209 00:19:41,070 --> 00:19:44,010 I'm telling you, the corner machine is ready to pop. 210 00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:47,850 What's it hurt? Throw five, ten dollars at it. Because you have the only working 211 00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:51,970 poker machine. That's why. Ladies, I am here until I start losing. 212 00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:54,390 Fuck it. 213 00:19:54,550 --> 00:19:57,650 Ten bucks. Not a penny more. Not a penny more. You're right. 214 00:19:58,010 --> 00:20:00,750 Never keep your promise. I'll do it with this guy. 215 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,210 I don't want that machine. 216 00:20:02,690 --> 00:20:04,070 We won't have enough. 217 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:07,590 We won't have enough. 218 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:14,680 She doesn't know. No, he don't know. 219 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,480 Well, 220 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:23,900 one 221 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,100 down, nine to go. 222 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:31,200 What about her? Now, she's working over at the human bus. 223 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:38,320 Now, this freaking A -Rab sits at her table for three hours, won 600 grand, 224 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,660 tips off 50K. 225 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,280 Thank you, now. 226 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,120 Oh, my goodness. 227 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,680 That's the biggest one, I think. I know. 228 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,280 Exactly. 229 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,580 Hang on. 230 00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:21,980 That is weird. 231 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,760 What? You're not going to pay? 232 00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:26,580 I want a pit boss. 233 00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:29,750 and a floor manager. Calm down, they're gonna pay. They better pay. 234 00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:37,230 She broke? She broke. 235 00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:49,490 Ugh. 236 00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:55,730 This machine is broke. 237 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,800 There's no more play in this machine. 238 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:02,540 We put a lot of good money in that machine, and now you're going to stiff 239 00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:05,080 want a pit ball and a floor manager. 240 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,760 I am the boss of the pit. 241 00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:10,240 This doesn't add up. 242 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:17,800 Ladies, I recognize you. You will pay on the spin. 243 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:24,420 However, this machine is down until it can be reparated, so you go cash out of 244 00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:25,420 the cage, capisce? 245 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,960 Come on, Alice. Let's go get our money. All right. 246 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:49,800 Congratulations, 247 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:54,300 ladies. Yeah, thanks for the tip. You know this is bullshit, right? They come 248 00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:57,400 at me with all this shit. Talk about that machine. Go ahead, 249 00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,940 darling. Stop it. 250 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,080 Machine broke? 251 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:10,000 Yeah, it's like they knew it wasn't supposed to hit, and when it did, weird. 252 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:14,500 Well, I could tell you stories about weird in this place, particularly in 253 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:17,000 room. Yeah? But then I'd have to kill you, you know. 254 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:18,560 Casino secrets. 255 00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:23,240 But Jimmy looked really pissed when I saw him. 256 00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:27,260 Well, a loan shark wouldn't do that to a guy. You know he's mobbed up, right? 257 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,700 Full -time mobster, part -time shoemaker. 258 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:30,960 Only in Vegas. 259 00:23:31,420 --> 00:23:35,100 Is it true he used to be the shoe guy for Wayne Newton back in the day? That's 260 00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:36,100 what I hear. 261 00:23:37,659 --> 00:23:40,640 Strange. Thanks for the drink. Thank you. 262 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:44,980 Hey. Yes? 263 00:23:45,260 --> 00:23:46,260 Please be careful. 264 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,640 You don't want to owe these guys. Plus, I like your face the way it is. 265 00:24:30,890 --> 00:24:31,890 Lucky yet? 266 00:24:32,050 --> 00:24:33,050 Kinda. 267 00:24:53,050 --> 00:24:54,050 That's weird. 268 00:24:58,150 --> 00:24:59,170 Power failure? 269 00:24:59,630 --> 00:25:00,630 Looks like. 270 00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:01,890 Well, 271 00:25:02,610 --> 00:25:04,230 you are a very wise man. 272 00:25:05,230 --> 00:25:06,229 Excuse me? 273 00:25:06,230 --> 00:25:07,230 You, sir. 274 00:25:07,290 --> 00:25:11,970 Huh? You are a very wise man to be playing at one of the best machines in 275 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:12,970 Las Vegas, sir. 276 00:25:14,630 --> 00:25:18,370 This giant machine reminds me of a great giant film. 277 00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:21,970 You know, the one from Texas, uh, James Dean Giant. 278 00:25:22,290 --> 00:25:24,970 Well, thanks. I like the machine like the movie. 279 00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:27,210 Is it K -United on your shirt? 280 00:25:27,490 --> 00:25:28,870 Yes. You a pilot? 281 00:25:29,689 --> 00:25:31,430 Senior 737 mechanic, sir. 282 00:25:31,670 --> 00:25:36,250 Cool. I love planes. Ever since I'm a kid, you're on Spitfires and ME -109s in 283 00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:37,610 junior high. Big fan. 284 00:25:37,950 --> 00:25:39,930 I drew P -51s and Zeros. 285 00:25:40,850 --> 00:25:44,490 You hear about that new Airbus plane the Germans, Brits, and French all helped 286 00:25:44,490 --> 00:25:45,790 design? It's supposed to be a great plane. 287 00:25:46,450 --> 00:25:48,970 Junk. If it ain't a Boeing, I ain't going. 288 00:25:49,510 --> 00:25:51,290 Really? You can take it to the bank. 289 00:25:51,830 --> 00:25:55,190 They say a camel is a horse designed by a committee, sir. 290 00:25:55,770 --> 00:25:58,930 Yet in the French, the Brits, and the Germans, to agree on what to serve for 291 00:25:58,930 --> 00:26:01,290 lunch is almost a war. Deciding in airframe? 292 00:26:01,610 --> 00:26:02,690 Oh, I should have. 293 00:26:03,470 --> 00:26:04,309 Name's Pete. 294 00:26:04,310 --> 00:26:06,010 No, Akash. By gosh. 295 00:26:06,430 --> 00:26:08,870 What? Never mind. It's great to meet you, Akash. 296 00:26:09,450 --> 00:26:10,450 You do nothing. 297 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,120 I love this country! 298 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,200 A chalk pot on your first walk away. 299 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,200 Mr. DePete, I think you are right. 300 00:26:39,860 --> 00:26:42,400 My wife will be very happy. I will bring this money to her. 301 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,320 You might get lucky twice tonight, Akash. 302 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,860 Might happen precisely, Mr. DePete. Congrats. 303 00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:51,000 I'll help you out. Thank you. Sure, sir. 304 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,680 Wow, man. Nice cake. 305 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:57,920 Wow. 306 00:26:58,520 --> 00:26:59,640 Congrats, man. 307 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:01,020 Thank you. 308 00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:02,919 Good luck. 309 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:03,920 Good luck. 310 00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:06,580 Woo! 311 00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:17,100 What's wrong with you? 312 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,660 It ain't the freaking comic. 313 00:28:39,660 --> 00:28:41,280 Johnny, how was the lounge tonight? 314 00:28:41,780 --> 00:28:43,440 I pulled a freaking teeth. 315 00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:46,680 Two things they liked. Why did the bumblebee and Louie Louie? 316 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:48,720 My wife? 317 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,840 Not since I sat down a couple hours ago. 318 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,660 Licked every goddamn thing every goddamn time. 319 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:56,400 You're supposed to meet her here? 320 00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,820 Duh. You think I want to be sitting here in the lane, no smoking sections? 321 00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:02,180 Give me a break. 322 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,920 You know, it's weird the crowd that would like Louie Louie would also dig 323 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,980 Bumblebee. But you are a world -class accordionist. Quarter box player. 324 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,020 I told you my quarter box costs more than your piece of shit Chevy. 325 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,900 Quarter box, I'm sorry. Not an accordion. It could sound like a Hammond 326 00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:19,720 Rhodes Piano. The son of a bitch got 66 tubes in the circuit. 327 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:20,920 I get it. 328 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,680 I know, I know, I know. I'm a world -class actor on an instrument nobody 329 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:27,680 heard of. 330 00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:32,240 But do you want a piece? 331 00:29:33,179 --> 00:29:35,620 Thank you, sir. Fuck you. I'm serious. You ever been? 332 00:29:35,820 --> 00:29:36,820 Yeah. 333 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,900 Uh, Shereen took me down there a couple of years ago. 334 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,740 Wanted to buy some Mexican blankets and pottery. 335 00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:50,280 So we come to this one place that has, uh, velvet paintings. 336 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:52,740 Horrible, poor shit. 337 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:57,120 Jesuses, Elvis's, Marilyn Monroe, topless shit. 338 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,160 But then, out of the corner of my eye... 339 00:30:01,870 --> 00:30:06,330 I see this one Elvis painting just, it was like hidden behind a bunch of junk, 340 00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:08,190 like it wasn't even good enough to sell. 341 00:30:08,930 --> 00:30:15,370 And the colors were subdued, not all bright and touristy, but his face was 342 00:30:15,490 --> 00:30:18,070 it was full of paint. 343 00:30:19,530 --> 00:30:24,810 It was like the guy who did the Mona Lisa snuck in and he did this one Elvis 344 00:30:24,810 --> 00:30:25,810 painting. 345 00:30:26,610 --> 00:30:30,370 So I asked how much, and the guy said, 346 00:30:31,470 --> 00:30:33,870 Not enough money in the world for that one, senor. 347 00:30:36,230 --> 00:30:41,150 It was like this guy did this one amazing painting just to show the world 348 00:30:41,150 --> 00:30:43,250 himself that he wasn't a phony fucking hack. 349 00:30:47,970 --> 00:30:48,970 Hey, Johnny. 350 00:30:50,130 --> 00:30:51,670 How about the accordion? 351 00:30:51,970 --> 00:30:52,970 Quarter bucks. 352 00:30:53,430 --> 00:30:55,310 It's gonna be hip again in a few years. 353 00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:57,190 Yeah. Yeah. 354 00:30:57,790 --> 00:30:58,790 Tell that. 355 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,770 Piano, organ, you're good. 356 00:31:01,420 --> 00:31:05,120 Just play what's hip now and save the quarter box for tunes like Bumblebee. 357 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:10,680 You know you're compared to Louis Prima, right? 358 00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:15,180 Only your show's funnier. And your girls are sexier than Keely Smith or that 359 00:31:15,180 --> 00:31:17,040 other brownie. They're both frickin' dancers, too. 360 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:22,140 Legit ballet. I mean, Serene studied ballet for eight frickin' years. 361 00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:24,400 You are a very lucky man. 362 00:31:26,340 --> 00:31:27,340 Yeah. 363 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,720 Yeah, this don't -be -dago really scored, huh? 364 00:31:30,860 --> 00:31:36,100 And if you don't mind me saying, those fishnets and leotards, they were cut a 365 00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:39,260 quarter inch higher. Both girls look like their legs are six feet tall, just 366 00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:40,260 their legs. 367 00:31:41,020 --> 00:31:42,700 I had nothing to do with it. 368 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,340 The girls picked them out. 369 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,220 But yeah, I call it a ten -pound feat and a five -pound shock. 370 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,100 What's up with broads? 371 00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:59,880 I just know they want to know you're looking without them catching your look. 372 00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:16,870 Why is my wife always looking for you? 373 00:32:19,290 --> 00:32:20,530 Always talking about you. 374 00:32:20,830 --> 00:32:21,830 Huh? 375 00:32:23,050 --> 00:32:24,710 Meet me in that room where Pete plays. 376 00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:27,070 What's that all about? 377 00:32:28,730 --> 00:32:30,110 She thinks I'm funny. 378 00:32:30,510 --> 00:32:33,030 And like my job is to be funny? 379 00:32:33,830 --> 00:32:38,670 I know that she's your wife 100%. Okay? 380 00:32:56,010 --> 00:32:57,130 You seen Left Hook and Jimmy? 381 00:32:58,370 --> 00:33:00,930 Jimmy went to go get some shoes off an Oriental guy. 382 00:33:01,210 --> 00:33:02,149 Don't Louie. 383 00:33:02,150 --> 00:33:04,270 Left Hook, where'd he get that name? Do you use the box? 384 00:33:06,430 --> 00:33:07,430 Yeah. 385 00:33:07,970 --> 00:33:09,330 He had a few pro fights. 386 00:33:10,810 --> 00:33:12,210 More of a street fighter type. 387 00:33:13,530 --> 00:33:14,530 Trust me. 388 00:33:15,350 --> 00:33:20,630 He's part cause of the Sands, the Trap, the Frontier, the Union Plaza, Caesars, 389 00:33:20,650 --> 00:33:21,469 the Nugget. 390 00:33:21,470 --> 00:33:22,470 Makes great tips. 391 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:26,720 But if he's had a few in him, he goes Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hart on anybody who 392 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,560 gives him any kind of shit. 393 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:34,300 His weapon, left hook. One punch, lights out, boom. 394 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,520 Price hasn't killed anybody. 395 00:33:38,780 --> 00:33:40,200 Then they fire his ass. 396 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,040 The casinos, they give the victims a few grand. 397 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,880 Well, they give him a sweep for a week and he goes to work someplace else. 398 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,860 And they keep hiring him? 399 00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:49,820 Call protection. 400 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,360 His mom was a... 401 00:33:52,830 --> 00:33:57,530 was Mormon royalty who was a widow who married his dad, a piece of shit from 402 00:33:57,530 --> 00:33:58,530 Chicago. 403 00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:00,950 So the Mormons and the wise guys got his back. 404 00:34:02,010 --> 00:34:03,730 Casinos suck it up, he keeps working. 405 00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:06,390 I mean, he makes enough money with his strong -arm work. 406 00:34:06,690 --> 00:34:11,030 He don't need to park cars, but he loves the stars who come through. 407 00:34:13,429 --> 00:34:15,830 Aren't you kind of scared to hang out with a guy like that? 408 00:34:16,170 --> 00:34:18,690 He loves musicians, loves Vegas. 409 00:34:19,070 --> 00:34:21,989 I mean, every time he parks a car for an actor type, 410 00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:25,330 He gets all goo -goo -ga -ga like a real star fucker. 411 00:34:26,070 --> 00:34:28,449 Most of the time, he's a pussycat. 412 00:34:29,909 --> 00:34:33,469 But if he's had a few in him, walk the fuck away. 413 00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:39,370 Either one of them shows. 414 00:34:39,810 --> 00:34:42,330 Tell him to be at the American Express office. It's easy. 415 00:34:43,810 --> 00:34:45,190 Did you lose your credit card? 416 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:49,909 Nah. Some asshole kept yelling out, play Louie Louie, so I played the frickin' 417 00:34:49,909 --> 00:34:51,310 tune for 35 minutes straight. 418 00:34:52,330 --> 00:34:55,489 Guy tipped me in American Express traveler's checks for 200 bucks. 419 00:34:56,190 --> 00:35:00,530 So, I figure I better cash it in before he sobers up and changes his mind. 420 00:35:00,910 --> 00:35:02,290 Did you hear the dirty lyrics? 421 00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:04,250 Duh. 422 00:35:05,350 --> 00:35:10,490 Hey, when my wife shows up, tell her her husband, the cocksucker, who pays all 423 00:35:10,490 --> 00:35:13,310 the goddamn bills, will be at the American Express office. 424 00:35:14,190 --> 00:35:17,190 Caesars, then we're going to be at the Nugget. I'll pair it for us. 425 00:36:53,530 --> 00:36:54,530 Louis? 426 00:36:54,970 --> 00:36:56,330 You just missed Johnny B? 427 00:36:58,810 --> 00:37:03,850 He went over to the Amex at Caesars. He said he wanted you to meet him over 428 00:37:03,850 --> 00:37:04,850 there. 429 00:37:06,690 --> 00:37:07,950 Is there a problem? 430 00:37:10,830 --> 00:37:11,830 Yeah. 431 00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:13,510 They fired me. 432 00:37:14,650 --> 00:37:15,650 Twice. 433 00:37:17,310 --> 00:37:21,350 I've got a persona non... Greta? Yeah. 434 00:37:21,970 --> 00:37:22,970 That's it. 435 00:37:27,930 --> 00:37:29,250 Got some of your show. 436 00:37:31,470 --> 00:37:33,030 Thanks. Yeah. 437 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,830 I was watching from the wing. 438 00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:47,210 Why don't you decide to do comedy? 439 00:37:49,030 --> 00:37:50,670 Tell stories for a living. 440 00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:55,250 You really want to know? 441 00:37:55,470 --> 00:37:56,470 Yeah. 442 00:38:01,510 --> 00:38:05,470 Well, I guess I was always kind of a class clown. 443 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:08,310 I was kind of a class fuck -up. 444 00:38:09,770 --> 00:38:10,770 Yeah. 445 00:38:12,870 --> 00:38:15,530 It came to a head my freshman year of college. 446 00:38:16,090 --> 00:38:17,490 I had a speech class. 447 00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:23,300 But it was party time, you know, so frat houses were selling beer, 10 cents a 448 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:24,299 giant red cup. 449 00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:25,300 That's cheap, yeah. 450 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:31,140 Since I had to study for chemistry and English, I ignored the lame speech 451 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,680 You know, more time to party, right? 452 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000 Yeah. 453 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:39,460 Problem was, I didn't turn in a lick of homework, so I'm failing. 454 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:45,460 But the class was set up so that your final speech was worth 50 % of your 455 00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:46,700 All right. 456 00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:53,150 So for 50 % of the class, if I can somehow pull off an A, then the ex -cop 457 00:38:53,150 --> 00:38:56,190 teacher has to give me a C for the class. 458 00:38:56,570 --> 00:38:57,570 Ex -cop? 459 00:38:57,670 --> 00:39:00,430 Uh, XLAPD. Yeah, fuck him. 460 00:39:00,670 --> 00:39:01,710 Fuck him indeed. 461 00:39:02,610 --> 00:39:06,530 Problem is... What? 462 00:39:07,550 --> 00:39:08,550 I'm hungover. 463 00:39:09,110 --> 00:39:10,450 I got no speech. 464 00:39:10,770 --> 00:39:14,110 I have no idea what I'm gonna say in front of this class. 465 00:39:14,330 --> 00:39:15,330 I got nothing. 466 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:22,700 You are so screwed. Bingo. This pimply -faced kid is droning on and on about 467 00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:27,880 Maui parrot bill going extinct. He's got charts and photos, all kinds of stuff. 468 00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:31,200 And then I see it. 469 00:39:31,860 --> 00:39:32,920 See what? 470 00:39:33,460 --> 00:39:39,320 On his metal trash can, the XLAPD has put up one of those fake basketball 471 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:42,580 You know, like the real ones, but with a four - or five -inch hole. The kind you 472 00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:45,880 try to hit with a wadded -up piece of paper. Kind of a gag thing. Yeah, I've 473 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:46,678 seen those. 474 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,140 So Parakeet Boy finishes to weak applause. 475 00:39:49,780 --> 00:39:54,640 Mr. LAPD looks at me and says, I guess it's your turn, Finnegan. 476 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:56,520 Shit. 477 00:39:56,860 --> 00:39:58,900 Yeah, on the inside, I'm thinking, Ron! 478 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:02,060 But on the outside, I'm acting cocky as hell. Mr. 479 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:06,120 LAPD is smiling because he knows I got nothing. 480 00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:07,380 Oh, shit. 481 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:12,380 So I'm smiling, I'm shucking, I'm jiving. Fake it till you make it. 482 00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:16,340 start concocting this story about a popular new sport sweeping the West 483 00:40:16,340 --> 00:40:17,920 called trash can hoops. 484 00:40:18,340 --> 00:40:19,480 That's a great idea. 485 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,940 That game could take off. 486 00:40:22,460 --> 00:40:23,960 It's not a real game, Louie. 487 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:28,400 But it is my 15 minutes, so he lets me keep digging my own grave. 488 00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:32,640 I'm talking about the history of the game, its origins, its roots. 489 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,280 Complete bullshit. 490 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,200 But I am noticing. 491 00:40:36,620 --> 00:40:40,300 Cute girls are laughing out loud and looking at me in ways they never have 492 00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:44,420 before. That's what I'm talking about, Pete. So I spiel for the whole 15 493 00:40:44,420 --> 00:40:45,760 minutes. But Mr. 494 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,880 LAPD still thinks he's got me by the ball. How's he got you by the ball? 495 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:54,360 He says, and I quote, Class, you've just witnessed a fraud. 496 00:40:55,060 --> 00:40:58,620 A talented young man with the gift of gab, but a fraud. 497 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:03,960 Public speaking must be truth -based, and those pretending to be experts must 498 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:07,620 prove they're bona fides. and not just blow hot air. 499 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,920 Hmm? 500 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,540 That's what I'm thinking. 501 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:18,940 So I turn to the LAPD guy and I say and proclaim, sir, every word I have 502 00:41:18,940 --> 00:41:21,580 just said to you is 100 % true. 503 00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:28,720 And he looks at me and says, all right, Fennec, you sit in your seat and throw a 504 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:32,300 piece of paper through this hoop and I'll give you an A. 505 00:41:32,580 --> 00:41:33,580 Fuck yeah. 506 00:41:34,270 --> 00:41:38,870 So I grab a piece of notebook paper. I crumple it up in a ball. I lick it like 507 00:41:38,870 --> 00:41:39,890 I'm some kind of expert. 508 00:41:40,350 --> 00:41:45,990 And without looking, I lob this thing at the trash can and swish! 509 00:41:46,270 --> 00:41:48,610 Nothing but net. Doesn't even hit the rim. 510 00:41:48,990 --> 00:41:54,150 No fucking way. I thought LAPD man was gonna piss his pants. The class erupts. 511 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:57,890 The two cutest girls in class give me their phone numbers. Guys are high 512 00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:58,890 me. It was unbelievable. 513 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,690 You really that good at throwing paper that far? 514 00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:06,350 What are you talking about? It was a miracle. Never before or since have I 515 00:42:06,350 --> 00:42:10,450 thrown anything at anything and even come close to hitting it. Oh, so it was 516 00:42:10,450 --> 00:42:12,630 like a sign? 517 00:42:13,190 --> 00:42:14,570 A sign from God. 518 00:42:14,850 --> 00:42:17,790 And right after that, I did open mic for the first time in my life. 519 00:42:18,010 --> 00:42:19,010 Wow. 520 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:23,110 What a great story. 521 00:42:23,610 --> 00:42:24,910 And look at you now. 522 00:42:27,130 --> 00:42:28,450 You're all right, Louie. 523 00:42:28,650 --> 00:42:30,450 Screw anyone who says otherwise. 524 00:42:30,930 --> 00:42:31,930 Yeah. 525 00:43:18,380 --> 00:43:20,000 Huh? You know what I do? 526 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,040 You collect. 527 00:43:26,740 --> 00:43:27,860 Listen to me, Pete. 528 00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:32,780 If you have plastic, max it out. 529 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:34,720 Get a cash advance. 530 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:36,700 Whatever. 531 00:43:37,940 --> 00:43:39,500 If I get the call... 532 00:43:42,510 --> 00:43:43,510 Nothing personal. 533 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:44,830 Okay? 534 00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:46,290 I understand. 535 00:43:54,370 --> 00:44:01,370 If it comes to it, halfway up the forearm is 536 00:44:01,370 --> 00:44:02,370 the way to go. 537 00:44:05,030 --> 00:44:07,690 Put the arm a certain way in a phone book. 538 00:44:10,860 --> 00:44:11,860 And it's one swift move. 539 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:16,600 Crack. 540 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,000 You avoid all those tiny bones in the wrist. 541 00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:23,960 No compound fracture. 542 00:44:25,420 --> 00:44:26,500 Easy peasy. 543 00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,220 Six weeks in a cast. 544 00:44:33,060 --> 00:44:34,460 You're right -handed, right? 545 00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:36,500 Yeah. 546 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,700 Then I'll do the left arm. 547 00:44:40,570 --> 00:44:41,890 That way you can still wipe your ass. 548 00:44:46,070 --> 00:44:47,070 Don't worry. 549 00:44:47,950 --> 00:44:49,850 I'll stay way away from your face. 550 00:44:56,470 --> 00:44:59,390 You still do your comedy. 551 00:45:00,470 --> 00:45:02,950 Just tell them you flipped on the shower. 552 00:45:05,650 --> 00:45:06,870 But do me a favor. 553 00:45:08,350 --> 00:45:09,490 Call in some loans. 554 00:45:10,570 --> 00:45:11,870 Max out the cards. 555 00:45:13,650 --> 00:45:16,110 I'm really hearing you, Louis. 556 00:45:18,250 --> 00:45:20,690 If only you were an asshole. 557 00:45:21,070 --> 00:45:23,010 The job would be so much more fun. 558 00:45:27,070 --> 00:45:32,430 One more thing. 559 00:45:35,830 --> 00:45:37,890 You ain't supposed to know none of this. 560 00:45:38,730 --> 00:45:39,730 Okay? 561 00:45:42,220 --> 00:45:49,040 But if you pay 30, 40 % of your debt, all collections, stop. 562 00:45:50,860 --> 00:45:57,840 So if you owe 30K, just get them 12, 13, and 563 00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,000 they leave me out of it. 564 00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:02,980 You gotta show respect. 565 00:46:04,740 --> 00:46:06,380 No smart -ass bullshit. 566 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:10,640 Just keep paying. 567 00:46:13,580 --> 00:46:14,580 Understood? 568 00:46:47,790 --> 00:46:49,150 Major surgery, huh? 569 00:46:49,610 --> 00:46:51,990 Excuse me? A repair of the machine. 570 00:46:52,970 --> 00:46:55,290 Machines. As in plural. 571 00:46:55,850 --> 00:46:56,850 As in weird. 572 00:46:57,230 --> 00:46:58,230 Huh? Huh? 573 00:46:59,890 --> 00:47:02,890 Look, you, uh, you work in the main room, right? 574 00:47:03,630 --> 00:47:08,130 Pete Finnegan, world -class comedian for drunken Vegas degenerates at your 575 00:47:08,130 --> 00:47:09,130 service. 576 00:47:27,790 --> 00:47:28,790 Oh, do you mind? 577 00:47:28,890 --> 00:47:30,050 No, take a load off. 578 00:47:31,810 --> 00:47:34,490 Since you're almost an employee, I guess I can tell you. 579 00:47:35,450 --> 00:47:36,450 Okay. 580 00:47:37,970 --> 00:47:39,110 We have anomalies. 581 00:47:40,150 --> 00:47:42,310 Anomalies? In this room only. 582 00:47:43,310 --> 00:47:46,310 A few years ago, we had a spike at the roulette wheel, some weirdness at the 583 00:47:46,310 --> 00:47:49,850 craps table, but we figured that out. We fired the dealer, the wheel's back to 584 00:47:49,850 --> 00:47:50,850 operating normally. 585 00:47:51,670 --> 00:47:56,270 But out of dozens of slots and games in this room, we're paying out way beyond 586 00:47:56,270 --> 00:47:57,270 our calculations. 587 00:47:58,540 --> 00:48:01,280 So you know when the machines are going to hit? No, we don't cheat. 588 00:48:01,620 --> 00:48:02,620 We don't cheat. 589 00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:06,800 But we have math PhDs and actuaries who can pretty much predict within a couple 590 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,880 percent how each machine or game is going to do, you know, over time. 591 00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:16,060 And when we get a room or an area that overpays, it's called an anomaly. 592 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:18,800 I've always loved this room. 593 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:20,960 Four causes. 594 00:48:23,340 --> 00:48:24,340 Four causes. 595 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,420 Number one, by large margin cheating. Outside job. 596 00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:31,080 Trust me, you've been on camera scrutinized from the second you sat 597 00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:32,780 no, don't, don't. Do not look up. 598 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,080 What are two, three, and four? 599 00:48:38,660 --> 00:48:43,340 Two is inside job, three is machine malfunction, and four is random slash 600 00:48:43,340 --> 00:48:44,480 unknown slash luck. 601 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,480 This is a lucky room. 602 00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,500 Or... What? 603 00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:52,680 You ever see The Exorcist? 604 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,600 I'm not gonna puke pea soup, am I? 605 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:03,380 Sometimes, something comes in, and for lack of a better word, takes possession 606 00:49:03,380 --> 00:49:07,080 of a room or an area, a slot, a machine, even a table. 607 00:49:07,580 --> 00:49:09,420 There's this mobbed -up casino in Quebec. 608 00:49:09,740 --> 00:49:12,780 They found one table in the poker room was producing off -the -chart wins. 609 00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:15,220 They tried every single dealer they had. 610 00:49:15,540 --> 00:49:17,400 All of them dealt winning hands to the players. 611 00:49:18,340 --> 00:49:22,160 House was just going to close the room down, but the pit boss was some kind of 612 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:26,520 Indian. He suggested getting a medicine man, burn some sage, say some prayers. 613 00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:29,080 Sure enough. 614 00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:30,840 Ding, ding, ding. 615 00:49:31,460 --> 00:49:32,600 Winner, winner, chicken dinner. 616 00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:35,340 That table turns into a profit center. 617 00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,320 Did you bring any sage? 618 00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:42,760 I'm serious. 619 00:49:47,180 --> 00:49:48,180 Oh, crap. 620 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:49,860 I forgot my meter. 621 00:49:51,580 --> 00:49:55,660 Well, while the getting's good, there's a real possibility we shut this room 622 00:49:55,660 --> 00:49:56,660 down. 623 00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,680 Oh, they don't think I'm cheating, do they? 624 00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:03,120 Well, if you are, you're using mind controller ESP. 625 00:50:03,940 --> 00:50:07,440 You've been watched at this very machine for weeks, past every test. 626 00:50:08,220 --> 00:50:11,180 The boys actually think you're a regular non -pro player. 627 00:50:15,340 --> 00:50:16,680 I gotta go get my beater. 628 00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:18,300 I'll be back. 629 00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:19,820 You do that. I'll be here. 630 00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:36,900 Hey, Johnny B show? 631 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,960 Uh, yeah, he went over to Caesar's to cash some traveler's checks. 632 00:50:41,620 --> 00:50:42,620 Was he going somewhere? 633 00:50:43,220 --> 00:50:46,440 No, it was a tip for playing Louie Louie for like 40 minutes. 634 00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:48,240 What's in the box? 635 00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,260 Those are the Testonis. 636 00:50:50,860 --> 00:50:54,400 The box is nicer than any shoes I've ever owned. I know, right? 637 00:50:55,300 --> 00:50:57,200 Uh, Johnny B, say he's coming back? 638 00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,300 Not sure. What are you guys up to? 639 00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,080 Breakfast at the Nugget. Best eggs in town. 640 00:51:02,340 --> 00:51:03,340 Oh, eggs. 641 00:51:03,779 --> 00:51:07,180 Steak and eggs, eggs Benedict, eggs Florentine, and the potatoes on the 642 00:51:07,180 --> 00:51:08,880 edge of being burned, not greasy at all. 643 00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:11,440 Best thing is they serve all day. 644 00:51:11,740 --> 00:51:13,220 24 -7 heaven, my friend. 645 00:51:16,180 --> 00:51:18,140 They do have a fix -it machine? 646 00:51:18,940 --> 00:51:21,560 Not yet. I think it's got some kind of anomaly. 647 00:51:22,060 --> 00:51:26,800 Shit on a shankle. You find a good machine and these assholes shut it down. 648 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,340 That'd be so maddening. 649 00:51:31,819 --> 00:51:37,520 What the fuck is wrong with the world? 650 00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:39,560 The machine's malfunction. 651 00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:41,400 No, not the machine, her. 652 00:51:42,380 --> 00:51:45,500 There's always one that looks like she'd run into a burning orphanage to save a 653 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:47,400 baby, and the other one looks like she'd eat a baby. 654 00:51:49,060 --> 00:51:50,060 I don't know. 655 00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:03,360 Hey, Pete. 656 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,300 I got you something. 657 00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:07,240 Read it. 658 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:11,920 Read it. 659 00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:16,020 Please. 660 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:09,819 Hey, Mr. Man. 661 00:53:09,820 --> 00:53:11,340 Mish Moneypenny. 662 00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:12,720 You seen Johnny? 663 00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,800 Uh, he was just here. Went to cash a check at the Amex place. 664 00:53:17,180 --> 00:53:19,840 Yuck shaking my ass for half an hour to Louis Luai. 665 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:23,120 Things we do for our art compete. 666 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,520 How do you look so good after three shows a day? 667 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:27,800 Oh. 668 00:53:28,460 --> 00:53:31,080 Jeans? You're right. You look good in them. 669 00:53:31,940 --> 00:53:32,940 What? 670 00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:34,680 Your jeans. 671 00:53:35,820 --> 00:53:37,160 G -E -N -E -S. 672 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:42,920 Well, your G -E -N -E -S looks great in this J -E -A -N -S. 673 00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:45,560 I heard you're on fire tonight. 674 00:53:45,940 --> 00:53:48,240 Everybody was talking about a whale joke. 675 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,520 Narwhal. A kind of whale with a long horn for a snout. 676 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,480 Okay, let's hear it, funny man. No. No, come on. I love hearing your stories. 677 00:53:57,460 --> 00:53:58,460 All right. 678 00:53:58,820 --> 00:54:02,320 A penguin wakes up in the middle of the ocean. See, he's frozen solid in the 679 00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:03,940 block ice. Can't move an inch. 680 00:54:04,180 --> 00:54:08,140 A narwhal whale, the kind with a horn for a snout, swims up to him. 681 00:54:08,350 --> 00:54:11,490 Penguin says, please, Mr. Norwell, can you break the ice? 682 00:54:12,070 --> 00:54:16,030 And Norwell looks at him and goes, you got any hobbies? 683 00:54:22,430 --> 00:54:23,069 That's it? 684 00:54:23,070 --> 00:54:24,070 I've got you smiling. 685 00:54:24,270 --> 00:54:27,310 Oh, okay, yes, fine. You've got me smiling, Pete. 686 00:54:28,230 --> 00:54:32,250 You know, I was reading in Cosmo last month. They did a survey, and they asked 687 00:54:32,250 --> 00:54:35,650 women, what are the sexiest things that a man can do for a girl? 688 00:54:36,290 --> 00:54:37,290 Diamonds. New Mercedes. 689 00:54:37,610 --> 00:54:42,990 Those don't hurt. But, and I quote, he makes me laugh was way up there on the 690 00:54:42,990 --> 00:54:43,990 list. 691 00:54:44,150 --> 00:54:45,150 You make me laugh. 692 00:54:49,010 --> 00:54:50,010 A lot. 693 00:54:56,590 --> 00:54:57,710 Can you keep a secret? 694 00:55:01,070 --> 00:55:02,070 Sure. 695 00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:10,300 When this contract is up, we're moving to California. 696 00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:17,420 Johnny and I are going to open up a music store and a dance studio. He's 697 00:55:17,420 --> 00:55:20,600 to run the music side. I'm going to run the dance studio. 698 00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:23,840 Sounds great. 699 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:26,520 Expensive. My dad's going to partner with us. 700 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:31,460 Cool. He owns eight trailer parks in and around Vegas. 701 00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:36,080 Wow. Your dad is the trailer parking of Vegas? 702 00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:37,480 Go figure. 703 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:45,740 So what are you going to do, Pete? 704 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,040 Huh? 705 00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:57,080 This town is... sick. 706 00:55:59,860 --> 00:56:03,120 If it isn't the drinking or the drugs or the phony hyped -up sex. 707 00:56:03,370 --> 00:56:04,370 the bullshit. 708 00:56:05,290 --> 00:56:11,310 Sure, there's some nice people, some are even normal, but so many are living in 709 00:56:11,310 --> 00:56:18,270 a pipe dream that if they play a certain machine or hum a certain 710 00:56:18,270 --> 00:56:23,270 tune before they make a bet, their lives will miraculously change overnight. 711 00:56:29,830 --> 00:56:32,330 You mean the kind of guy that has black... 712 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,380 Coin soils all over his hands and neck. 713 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:40,500 Tells himself he's just too wound up after the show to go home. So he plays 714 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,260 through the night, every night. 715 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:47,040 Wiping away the stains, praying they don't stick. Swearing up and down that 716 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,600 tonight will be different. 717 00:56:49,540 --> 00:56:50,740 You mean that guy? 718 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,020 Who doesn't have a gambling problem? 719 00:57:02,380 --> 00:57:03,540 You're going to come visit me? 720 00:57:06,020 --> 00:57:07,760 Yeah. You're going to tell me where? 721 00:57:09,180 --> 00:57:10,420 I'm looking at Orange County. 722 00:57:12,580 --> 00:57:17,720 You know, I just want to raise a couple kids in the cookie cutter suburb, grow 723 00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:19,980 some roses, and join the PTA. 724 00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:23,900 I can't wait to visit you. 725 00:57:45,090 --> 00:57:47,410 This could have worked out differently, you know. 726 00:57:53,650 --> 00:57:54,870 Go to the suburbs. 727 00:57:55,730 --> 00:57:56,730 Have kids. 728 00:57:58,530 --> 00:57:59,630 Grow your roses. 729 00:58:16,590 --> 00:58:17,590 I changed my mind. 730 00:59:14,350 --> 00:59:15,670 Hey, you're the comic. 731 00:59:16,610 --> 00:59:21,550 Hey, we were the two guys heckling you earlier. We're helping you out, helping 732 00:59:21,550 --> 00:59:22,810 you set up. Hey, 733 00:59:23,850 --> 00:59:26,770 tell us a joke. Listen, guys, I got to run. I got to get back in. 734 00:59:27,110 --> 00:59:28,730 Come on, don't be a dick. 735 00:59:28,970 --> 00:59:30,830 Well, they're waiting on me. One joke. 736 00:59:31,490 --> 00:59:32,490 Don't be like that. 737 00:59:32,890 --> 00:59:36,690 All right, guy's walking down the beach, finds a genie lamp, rubs the lamp, 738 00:59:36,770 --> 00:59:38,790 genie pops out, says, I'll grant you two wishes. 739 00:59:39,390 --> 00:59:40,690 Guy says, well, I thought it was three. 740 00:59:41,230 --> 00:59:44,750 He says, look in your pants. Guy looks in his pants. He's got a huge schlong. 741 00:59:45,210 --> 00:59:48,210 Guy looks up at the genie. Genie goes, I've been doing this a while. 742 00:59:54,130 --> 00:59:55,130 That's good. 743 00:59:55,310 --> 00:59:56,330 That's fucking funny. 744 00:59:57,390 --> 00:59:59,130 That's a fucking funny, my man. 745 00:59:59,510 --> 01:00:00,510 Okay, 746 01:00:02,910 --> 01:00:03,910 have a great night. 747 01:00:06,030 --> 01:00:07,030 Assholes. 748 01:00:57,930 --> 01:00:58,950 Did you win big yet? 749 01:00:59,350 --> 01:01:01,270 Not big, but I am winning. 750 01:01:02,010 --> 01:01:02,968 You will. 751 01:01:02,970 --> 01:01:03,970 Win big? 752 01:01:04,290 --> 01:01:05,290 Yes. 753 01:01:06,110 --> 01:01:07,430 I was just baking eggs. 754 01:01:08,530 --> 01:01:09,870 The line was too long. 755 01:01:10,430 --> 01:01:12,330 Damn, I know a guy. Could have got you a table. 756 01:01:13,210 --> 01:01:15,970 It's okay. I ain't here. The employee table. 757 01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:18,010 The rolls are stale. 758 01:01:19,570 --> 01:01:21,850 You know, that jewelry is amazing. 759 01:01:22,450 --> 01:01:24,650 And the stone's almost hypnotic. 760 01:01:25,260 --> 01:01:27,460 It belonged to my great -great -grandfather, Jack. 761 01:01:28,020 --> 01:01:29,060 And the colors? 762 01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:30,740 He was a prophet. 763 01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:32,120 Cool. 764 01:01:32,380 --> 01:01:33,600 A real prophet. 765 01:01:34,420 --> 01:01:37,720 My great -grandfather was a drunk. A real drunk. 766 01:01:40,940 --> 01:01:46,220 Where this casino is was where my people got their water for thousands of years. 767 01:01:47,420 --> 01:01:49,140 An oasis in the desert? 768 01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:54,400 No water for miles and miles, but plenty water here. 769 01:01:54,990 --> 01:01:56,950 Then the white man came and moved the people out. 770 01:01:57,230 --> 01:01:58,230 That sucks. 771 01:01:58,690 --> 01:01:59,690 Sorry. 772 01:02:00,930 --> 01:02:01,930 It's not your fault. 773 01:02:02,570 --> 01:02:03,910 He didn't steal the water. 774 01:02:04,410 --> 01:02:07,270 I know, but... Sorry anyways. 775 01:02:09,430 --> 01:02:13,010 If you win big tonight, you have to leave this place. 776 01:02:13,790 --> 01:02:15,630 Then you must give all the money away. 777 01:02:16,330 --> 01:02:19,770 If you keep any of the money, you will think that you're the reason why you 778 01:02:20,550 --> 01:02:22,250 You had nothing to do with it. 779 01:02:22,810 --> 01:02:25,670 The Great Spirit allowed you to win to teach you to give. 780 01:02:26,130 --> 01:02:27,130 So you must leave. 781 01:02:27,490 --> 01:02:29,070 Do not be here when the sun rises. 782 01:02:29,490 --> 01:02:33,210 The Great Spirit is active and out of my hands. I cannot change it or stop it. 783 01:02:34,390 --> 01:02:37,010 I sense the Great Spirit will send a powerful message. 784 01:02:39,010 --> 01:02:42,350 Remember, if you win big tonight, it is to teach you to give. 785 01:02:42,930 --> 01:02:45,670 The only way to cleanse your soul is to give away every penny. 786 01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:20,280 Still at it, killer? 787 01:03:21,020 --> 01:03:22,020 That was spooky. 788 01:03:22,780 --> 01:03:25,140 What, the power failure or the Indian woman? 789 01:03:25,460 --> 01:03:26,460 Both. 790 01:03:26,860 --> 01:03:29,820 Yeah, she has... Ability. Ability. 791 01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,140 That's it. 792 01:03:31,580 --> 01:03:32,780 She said I'm going to win big. 793 01:03:33,260 --> 01:03:36,080 Well, from her lips... From the great spirit's ears. 794 01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:41,840 You just wound up as I am? Well, my legs are tired, my feet are dead, but my 795 01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:44,100 mind... I couldn't sleep now if I tried. 796 01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:45,860 How's steak and eggs, though? 797 01:03:46,260 --> 01:03:47,360 The nugget? Of course. 798 01:03:48,580 --> 01:03:49,680 Well, I'm not walking. 799 01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:51,840 Cab's on me. That'll work. 800 01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:54,720 All right. Let me play a few more hands. We'll cash out and then we'll wind down 801 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:55,720 at the nugget. 802 01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,040 Well, hurry up and lose. 803 01:03:58,300 --> 01:03:59,460 You got me hungry. 804 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,340 Oh, my God. 805 01:04:10,860 --> 01:04:11,860 That's the group. 806 01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:13,220 Oh, my God. 807 01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:15,120 Oh, my God. 808 01:04:17,050 --> 01:04:18,050 That's a progressive. 809 01:04:18,890 --> 01:04:20,610 Don't believe me. 810 01:04:20,930 --> 01:04:22,490 She said it. 811 01:04:22,770 --> 01:04:23,930 She said it was going to happen. 812 01:04:31,930 --> 01:04:33,430 God, I've been sitting here. 813 01:04:36,050 --> 01:04:37,050 You. 814 01:04:38,570 --> 01:04:40,610 You just won a $15 ,000 progressive. 815 01:04:41,590 --> 01:04:45,090 Now, you don't have enough coins to cover this, okay? 816 01:04:45,790 --> 01:04:47,890 So what do you want? You want chips? 817 01:04:48,330 --> 01:04:49,470 You want a check? 818 01:04:51,130 --> 01:04:54,830 Chips. Take the $15 ,000. 15 big chips. 819 01:04:56,090 --> 01:04:57,610 15 big chips. 820 01:04:58,290 --> 01:05:04,230 As of right now, at this chronological moment in time, this room is officially 821 01:05:04,230 --> 01:05:07,090 shut down permanently until further notice. 822 01:05:07,370 --> 01:05:08,370 Please leave. 823 01:05:11,210 --> 01:05:14,830 You're going to meet me in a cage. 824 01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:19,760 Okay? You got lots of paperwork to fill out that's predominantly tax info. Now, 825 01:05:19,820 --> 01:05:22,560 if you have any coins on you whatsoever from this machine, you return them right 826 01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:24,400 now, your chips will be reduced. Do you understand that? 827 01:05:24,620 --> 01:05:26,220 I do. Get out of here. Okay. 828 01:05:26,620 --> 01:05:29,380 I'll meet you at the cage in ten minutes. I got to pay like my source. 829 01:05:29,380 --> 01:05:31,320 we'll go to the Nugget. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 830 01:05:40,340 --> 01:05:41,760 I'm a lucky son of a bitch. 831 01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:44,320 Okay, get all the coins. 832 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:48,300 Then tape it off, the whole room. 833 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:07,160 Wow. I still can't believe you hit the progressive. 834 01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:09,120 All right, one shot. Thank you. 835 01:06:09,740 --> 01:06:11,520 Oh, you are definitely not sleeping. 836 01:06:12,350 --> 01:06:13,910 How are you drinking all that coffee? 837 01:06:14,430 --> 01:06:17,110 Pavlov's dog. You show me breakfast and my brain goes, coffee. 838 01:06:17,890 --> 01:06:21,490 I'll go home, watch some reruns of Gunsmoke, and two hours I'll be snoring 839 01:06:21,490 --> 01:06:22,490 a baby. 840 01:06:22,930 --> 01:06:24,110 Remember that racehorse? 841 01:06:24,410 --> 01:06:27,130 Huh? Oh, come on. The one you had to pee like. 842 01:06:27,410 --> 01:06:29,170 Yeah. Well, now it's my turn. 843 01:06:30,110 --> 01:06:31,110 Watch my purse. 844 01:06:31,150 --> 01:06:32,150 Yeah, I got you. 845 01:06:34,990 --> 01:06:40,630 You know that cocktail waitress, Jenny? 846 01:06:41,710 --> 01:06:45,770 I hear a kid's got that bad breathing type shit, got this oxygen thing all the 847 01:06:45,770 --> 01:06:48,070 time. What, she's in the emergency room like twice a month? 848 01:06:51,650 --> 01:06:55,390 Remember, the only way to cleanse your soul is to give away every penny. 849 01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:37,660 Oh my God, Pete, there's a fire at the MGM Grand. 850 01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:40,380 What? I don't know. They were saying people were trapped. 851 01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:42,500 Holy shit. 852 01:07:43,220 --> 01:07:44,220 Oh my God. 853 01:07:45,580 --> 01:07:46,580 We're just there. 854 01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:54,500 I gotta... I gotta get Jasmine. We gotta go. I gotta go. Okay, okay. 855 01:08:23,580 --> 01:08:26,080 I already got a customer. Get another cab. 856 01:08:57,200 --> 01:09:00,540 You're not coming? I'm on the other side of town. I'll grab the next cab. Hey, 857 01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:03,819 get on home fast and safe. I'll call you. Okay, okay. 858 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:06,520 Okay, okay, go, go. Get a cab. I'm going. 859 01:09:54,140 --> 01:09:56,780 Jimmy? Pete, congrats. Heard you hit the jackpot. 860 01:09:57,100 --> 01:09:58,800 I believe you have something for me. 861 01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:03,680 Where's Louie? 862 01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:07,020 I didn't think I needed to bring Louie. 863 01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:11,220 Because you're here to get even. Right, Pete? 864 01:10:12,020 --> 01:10:13,560 Tell me you're here to get even. 865 01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:18,420 That's for Jimmy and Ma. 866 01:10:20,620 --> 01:10:21,620 Let's go. 867 01:10:24,810 --> 01:10:26,350 Well, that's a fucking shame, Pete. 868 01:10:29,270 --> 01:10:30,270 I know. 869 01:10:40,350 --> 01:10:42,450 Now I gotta do what I want to. 870 01:10:50,610 --> 01:10:53,490 Get in. 871 01:17:00,810 --> 01:17:05,550 The natural wonders, the boom from the thunder, I keep it 100, I am all the 872 01:17:05,550 --> 01:17:06,550 numbers. 873 01:17:07,430 --> 01:17:10,210 I am all the numbers, I am all the numbers. 874 01:17:10,590 --> 01:17:15,410 The natural wonders, the boom from the thunder, I keep it 100, I am all the 875 01:17:15,410 --> 01:17:18,230 numbers. I am all the numbers, I am all the numbers. 876 01:17:18,970 --> 01:17:20,630 Ancient, ancient, ritual. 877 01:17:21,070 --> 01:17:24,830 They keep trying to bury us. They didn't know that we are thieves. 878 01:17:25,950 --> 01:17:27,950 We'd rather die standing than live. 879 01:17:28,430 --> 01:17:30,190 The rest of our lives aren't... 880 01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:32,940 They said that we can't ride the storm. 881 01:17:33,260 --> 01:17:35,340 We clap back with me on the storm. 882 01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:37,620 We people seek out revenge. 883 01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:43,840 We can't endure more than we think we can. I am my own muse. The subject that 884 01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:44,840 know the most. 885 01:17:44,900 --> 01:17:47,180 Nothing is absolute. 886 01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:50,120 Everything changes. The subject I want to know better. 887 01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:52,020 I am my own muse. 888 01:17:52,300 --> 01:17:54,380 The subject that I know the best. 889 01:17:55,870 --> 01:17:56,970 Nothing is absolute. 890 01:17:57,250 --> 01:18:01,290 Everything changes. The subject I want to know better. I'm going to be honest. 891 01:18:01,390 --> 01:18:05,530 I'm going to stay honest. Captain like a fossil. Super like the sonic. Derived 892 01:18:05,530 --> 01:18:10,170 from the tonic. Define the logic while staying on top. Can nobody stop it? I'm 893 01:18:10,170 --> 01:18:14,250 going to be honest. I'm going to stay honest. Captain like a fossil. Super 894 01:18:14,250 --> 01:18:18,650 the sonic. Derived from the tonic. Define the logic while staying on top. 895 01:18:18,650 --> 01:18:19,810 nobody stop it? 896 01:18:31,790 --> 01:18:34,590 I am all the numbers. 897 01:18:47,110 --> 01:18:49,370 Ancient, ancient rituals. 898 01:18:50,110 --> 01:18:52,330 Indigenous, infamous, relentless sentiments. 899 01:18:52,810 --> 01:18:54,950 Arguments that keep us down are so meaningless. 900 01:18:55,210 --> 01:18:57,390 Serious consequence, burning my documents. 901 01:18:57,630 --> 01:19:01,610 Eagles that fly, they can see all the pestilence. Culture not negligent. Open 902 01:19:01,610 --> 01:19:06,070 the eyes of the sun watching down on us. And let us be pushing the sun through 903 01:19:06,070 --> 01:19:09,750 us. Influence from those who sense us, surrounding us. Bata mama, whose 904 01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:13,490 operations are sounding us. My pride is infinite, what doth I be hounding us? 905 01:19:13,630 --> 01:19:16,110 Come to the sun, don't be scared when they're sounding us. 906 01:19:16,330 --> 01:19:18,190 In the jungle, when I walk out, I'll stumble. 907 01:19:18,730 --> 01:19:22,250 Volcanoes, the rumble, we'll dive and be humble. The feet of precision, that 908 01:19:22,250 --> 01:19:25,750 feeling to come through. And we never ran from what it is that we run through. 909 01:19:25,930 --> 01:19:30,230 Tierra del agua, my hands in the dirt, Nicaragua. My pride is my power, the 910 01:19:30,230 --> 01:19:33,610 wicked devoured. All the days and the hours, spit verses to flowers. 911 01:19:33,810 --> 01:19:37,890 Not for the towers, they walk from the towers. The sweet and the sour, this 912 01:19:37,890 --> 01:19:38,890 of the Nahuas. 913 01:19:48,300 --> 01:19:53,060 The natural wonders, the boom from the thunder, I keep it 100, I am all the 914 01:19:53,060 --> 01:19:54,060 numbers. 915 01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:57,740 I am all the numbers, I am all the numbers. 916 01:19:58,100 --> 01:20:02,920 The natural wonders, the boom from the thunder, I keep it 100, I am all the 917 01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:05,740 numbers. I am all the numbers, I am all the numbers. 918 01:20:06,460 --> 01:20:08,160 Ancient, ancient rituals.